35 beautiful Jewish sayings

The Jewish people for their long and difficult history, has accumulated enough wisdom to share it with others. Not all, however, want to accept this gift, but in vain, it is very worthy of attention. Below are some sayings, not the most famous and not those that you can hear often. They amaze the imaginative thinking of their unknown authors, the paradox, and sometimes the unexpectedness of metaphors, in general, all those things that Jewish humor is famous for. So, we get a few proverbs ...

From one waistcoat ...

Life with money may not be good, but without them it is very bad.

Adam was a lucky man, he had no mother-in-law.

If the problem is solved by money, then it's just a cost, not a problem.

You need to hear two words before you say one thing. After all, people's ears are twice as large as mouths.

God keeps from bad women, but take good care of yourself!

Every Jew knows everything better than everyone else.

God can not keep up anywhere, so he created mothers.

You do not have to be very sweet, or they'll eat it ... and it should not be bitter-they'll chew on it and spit it out.

Beware of goats in front, horses behind, and fools - from all sides.

That the guests that the fish - and then both in three days begins to smell bad.

Knowledge does not take up much space.

It is better to be a beardless Jew than a beard without a Jew.

And now from another!

We must live, if only out of curiosity.

The deaf heard how the dumb told that the blind man saw how the lame ran ...

God keeps the poor, at least from too dear sins.

If charity were not worth anything, then everyone would become a benefactor.

From a distance, all people look good.

Perhaps eggs are smarter than chickens, but they quickly fade.

Men could do more if women spoke less.

Sometimes it is more difficult to remain silent than to say beautifully.

Lord, help me to rise - I can fall and I can

If life does not improve, then it will deteriorate.

From the sweetest sweet compote can not be cooked.

When there is nothing to be taken, take a lot of work.

Of the two evils, the loser chooses both.

No one has enough money, but everyone has enough mind.

The best are able to bring up children without children.

Than for fear, it is better to die of laughter.

Experience people call their mistakes.

Wisdom is not in gray hair, they talk only about old age.

Old people see less, but they look further.