Georgian fable about the crow: we read and smile

If you want to cheer up, you can read the altered fable of the great classic. The Georgian fable about the crow makes you smile. If you do not want to read it, you can read the retelling of this humorous thing. There is not one, but several variants of the parody, then two of them will be presented.

Georgian fable about the crow. Option number 1. Story of history

This opus begins almost like the original. The Almighty sent a breakfast in the form of cheese, but not some, but Parmesan. The crow immediately started it with an appetite to peck. The fox ran past, scented the cheese and very much wanted it. Although, most likely, it was a fox. After all, the Georgian fable "The Crow and the Fox" is written in the manner of this nation, and Georgians, speaking in Russian, can pronounce "crow" instead of "crow" and "fox" instead of "foxes". So, the red-headed rogue began to extol the bird in the hope of earning a delicious. He praises her beautiful face, gorgeous figure, saying that the black bird has become so similar to Naomi Campbell. The flatterer continues, saying that with such a beautiful crow you need to write portraits. Lees argues that the bird has a very beautiful "rear bottom". Such funny expressions are full of the Georgian fable about the crow. There are interesting comparisons here. The crow ceased to eat and began to look at its admirer proudly from the top down, "like Lenin from the pedestal."

Continuation and denouement of a humorous work

Further, the red-haired rogue began to praise the intelligence of the lionfish. It turns out that the raven has such a high, beautiful forehead that it gives it outright genius. He vouched for the fact that the crow would soon be a Nobel laureate. For this he gives a tooth. And the eye - for the fact that the bird and still, maybe, Pentium 4 are the most intelligent in this world.

But this fox seemed little, he thought up that he fell in love with a crow and waits, when they are together, that she will blow him an egg the size of his face. The crow from such words completely fell into a stupor, opened its mouth, croaked, choked and fell from the branch. Fox quickly swallowed it with cheese and was like that.

This is how the poetic creation ends - the Georgian fable about the crow. Now you can go to the second version of the national masterpiece.

Option number 2 poetic creation

The action begins not on the tree, but on the chair. It was high up in the mountains. Vorone Allah sent not cheese, but a shish kebab, and to a shish kebab - a bottle of "Khvanchkara". The fox was going to work at that time and asked what the raven was eating. She began to praise the muscles, the hips of a bird, to compare it with an eagle. Then the red cheat said that the crow probably dances great. He had a disruption in his birth, so he did not move to the music. Inspired by flattery, the bird jumped on a chair, began to dance. But I broke this piece of furniture and fell. Then the fox grabbed a shish kebab, half a bottle of wine and was like that.

Here are two funny stories. Now you can laugh your friends by saying in broken Russian that you will now read the "Georgian fable about the raven". The text of these two masterpieces in the retelling was presented above. The works are funny and original.