Funny New Year's E-Cards

New Year is a holiday that kids all over the world are eagerly awaiting. What is there to talk about children, absolutely everything is waiting for him. Of course, there are exceptions. For example, people who have work shifts just for the New Year, or those who have not picked up a good place and company these days. You are lucky? Are you one of those who managed to get into a noisy get-together, where you can have fun? Then you will be interested to learn about funny New Year's jokes, which will raise the mood and stay in memory for a long time.

Let's consider some funny cases, using which, you can easily play your friends, relatives, and just random people.

The most popular and simple rally is, of course, a text message. Write it will not be difficult. It is best to do this from the "left" number, which does not know "the victim of the rally." Write what is close to the person being played. To help you there are paid services. Very funny it turns out, for example, a call from the traffic police. You enter all the parameters of the car: the number, color and the place where it is parked. Your friend is called by a person and says that the car was stolen or he was in a parking lot. Of course, a little harshly, but how happy the motorist will be when he learns that this is just a joke!

These services can be found in payment terminals. Nothing complicated. And the coolest trick is to make a call from the military registration and enlistment office. The call lasts until December 31 inclusive. But be careful: many people have nerves that are not always in order, or the heart is weak.

New Year's drawings and jokes at a party - this is something traditional. If you are the organizer of the festival or the owner of the apartment, you can pour some ordinary bottled water into some bottles for alcohol , so that the guests are perplexed; Put snacks on coins and so on.

If you are a guest, you can tell each of the participants a story, each one the same, but in different ways. For example, if you have a visible scar, then tell one that you got it when you ran away from the dog, and to another - that you fell off the bicycle.

New Year's jokes are most often committed over those who have fallen asleep before everyone else. Above such people are "bullied" so that people usually do not go to sleep. If it's a guy, then you can attach a wax strip to your leg and tear out your hair. This brings a storm of emotions not only to the victim, but to everyone else. You can paint it with markers or make him make-up. You can also undress him and hide your clothes. It is possible to transfer it with the bed to another room or even an apartment.

But the most successful New Year's jokes are obtained in the morning. Hide all the alcohol stored for the next days, and then all "stunned" from the fact that
Happened, and how much they drank. Put all the alarm clocks on the phones, transfer all the clocks in the house, change SIM cards in places and so on.

In general, jokes with the New Year - a steep and diverse thing. Everything is limited only by your imagination, but if you have no problems with it, then, as they say, there would be a desire. Play your friends, but do not go too far. Throwing firecrackers in food is not exactly worth it - very few people will appreciate it. Remember: every joke has a share of joke, and everything else - emotions and consequences. Not all neighbors love and understand noisy guys and their New Year's jokes, and you do not need a police outfit. Agree: to hold a holiday in the office will not be the best idea.

Happy New Year and funny games!