Statuses about pregnancy for social networks

Waiting for a baby's birth is an amazing state, full of emotions. Therefore, the woman herself and her family and friends, of course, need to post the status of pregnancy in their social networks. These statuses can express interesting behavior, unusual preferences and sudden changes in the mood of the one that carries the baby.

Funny statuses about pregnancy

Of course, without humor anywhere. Therefore, take note of the following statuses, which are sure to be able to find their place on the pages "In contact", "Classmates" and other social networks.

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My friend began to recover,

And all day long they lay on the couch,

She also fights with her stomach.

And that's all, because there's a kiddie house.

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I eat herring with chocolate,

Chilled with marmalade,

Borscht with cake,

Cookies with radish,

Because in the stomach

I have a baby.

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Someone will say that I'm strange.

I do not know what I want.

I will answer, no, not so,

I just want a sandwich.

I season with sausage,

With apples and dried apricots,

And also jam, cheese,

To taste tasted sweet.

Do not think you are bad,

Just in the tummy lives my baby.

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I asked my husband a cake,

So that it does not become sad.

But while he's in the store,

I want cabbage.

And then I want herrings,

Sweet sticks, honey.

He always pleases,

Because the darling knows,

What a baby I'm waiting for.

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Pregnant women have different tastes.

From the desire of sweet tears run.

And while I'm in the store, I already need an orange.

Baby tastes to me dictates, and then sits, relishes.

Statuses about pregnancy: beautiful, filled with emotions

Of course, women in the situation are overwhelmed with emotions. Therefore, sometimes they really need to read the status of pregnancy, from which the tear will come, and they will fully understand their condition. Pay attention to the following options. Deep and meaningful statuses about pregnancy:

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In anticipation of a miracle, I will not harm myself.

I'll eat everything useful,

Listening to music is lovely.

I will study all the books and magazines,

Those in which they write about children.

And then I'll sit quietly, and listen to my baby's blood.

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I have studied all the sites,

I read poems in them,

I also learned fairy tales,

Songs are sonorous souls.

And now I sit, I sing,

And the baby I'm waiting for.

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I'm not dressed in fashion,

And as it is convenient to the stomach,

Because its a resident,

Very much I value.

So that his house does not sting,

Neither elastic bands, nor belts,

I'll jump into the dress-upholstery,

And I'll go for a walk in silence.

About pregnant women in verse

Of course, the status of pregnancy - "in anticipation of a miracle," is not only short or rhymed sayings. You can talk about this position whole poems.

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My leg jumped out on my stomach.

Oh, and this little one wants to run along the path.

But while sitting in me, my daughter il son

Sometimes knocking me the rhythms of days and nights.

There, in the tummy is warm, and perfectly visible,

When Mummy does not sleep,

Every second he cherishes,

While she carries it within her,

The house of the most beloved creation on Earth.

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Although strange women are sometimes pregnant,

But this strangeness is given to them from above, probably.

That the evil was not noticed, the nervous system was protected.

And when the baby comes in, they give a full report to themselves.

Wonder women and their behavior in verse

There are statuses about pregnancy with sarcasm or with peppercorn. On them, too, should pay attention.

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I bought the test today,

And a felt-tip pen is red,

I'll draw two strips,

To hide the apprehension.

Let me offer you a hand,

Married to call.

And the beautiful bride

Then he will call.

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I got up early today,

Smoothed again,

All diapers, ryazhonki,

Bed that was going to cover.

I'm stroking all the clothes again,

I check the fasteners,

Because very soon,

I'll see my baby.

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Dues last for a month,

Do you think about traveling?

Yes, almost right,

But on the journey, I need:

Pampers, napkins, pipettes,

Bottles, nipples, sliders, booties,

Envelope, cream, powders, saucers,

Oh, how can I not dodge,

Do not forget everything that is on the list,

When I go to the hospital.

And yet, the status of pregnancy, in anticipation of the most emotional encounter, may be short.

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I went to the hospital, I'll be back by my mother.

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Today I have collected a package that will give a ticket to the hospital.

Diapers, diapers, nipples, booties, of course clothes, but for yourself candy.

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Soon my husband will walk under the windows, my mother, father and grandmother too,

Because I will give birth to someone who is more expensive for every life.

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A boring, dull, monotonous life will very soon end,

Only you hold on.

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A small, sweet, pretty little ball,

I do not know, my daughter is sitting there or my son.

But I feel a soft, tender body,

Who knows where to go.

Express emotions and convey your experiences. It's so cute and sensual.