Funny congratulations on the wedding, gifts with humor and original toasts will make this day truly unforgettable!

Even in ancient times, the wedding was one of the most fun and favorite folk festivals. The celebration was usually invited by whole villages and walked for three days. Many traditions of those old weddings from the past are being revived in our time. But the custom, along with the wedding gift to pronounce in honor of the young comic congratulations on the wedding , and it has always existed!

And where else should people have fun, if not at the wedding table? When else will it be possible to so relax and visualize in your wit and eloquence? Here are merry guests in honor of the newlyweds and read not only comic humorous congratulations on the wedding in prose, but even compose ironic poems - parting words in the future family life.

"Oh, you, you are a good fellow, good fellow,

Clear-eyed Andrei da Vladimirovich!

("Clear-eyed Vasil Aleksandrovich" or

"Alexander is a clear falcon - Ivanovich." And you can also "Clear-eyed you Peter Alekseevich" and the like)

You took the wife of a red girl,

The handyman and the wit.

So now take care of your gold

The eyes are thicker! Such a beauty -

The gift of fate, from which, our falcon,

Do not get rid of the grave ...

Hol and lilac your treasure,

Protecting her peace of mind,

And do not forget to go to bed before work

You bring her hot coffee.

Since your goodness is a spouse,

And obedient, and sensible,

You can pour a cup of coffee,

He kissed the cheek on goodbye.

Kohl quarrel, got scandals,

Wasteful and disobedient -

Coffee just to bed, you give her -

And then she will guess at a moment,

That you should not nag your husband tender,

A husband of kind and caring.

And do not hide her salary from her!

If the little piece is small -

On a present to the wife of the favorite ...

And for the holidays, the pigeon is a new one,

Do not forget to give her headphones,

That at night, when on the Internet you,

Did not prevent her from resting the sound of music. "

That's about how you can start comical congratulations on the wedding, addressed to the newlyweds. Some especially talented merry men make out their wishes in colorful huge cards. If you make a cardboard template to the card and put a spacer between the card itself and the template, beautifully wrapping it in a gift wrapper, and even putting a comic "gift" with deliberate work, all present will get the impression that now a big and , An expensive offering.

Naturally, after the "gift" will be developed and comic congratulations for the wedding are read, the guest should give young people a real valuable gift, so as not to offend the marrying.

Although quite often as the first, so to speak, ironic, there are other wedding comic gifts: a whole bunch of pacifier-dummies wrapped in a huge number of newspapers to give volume, a mop or frying pan with a beautiful bow and a tablet indicating the name of the object as "a tool Nurturing a rebellious spouse, "an apron for a young husband with the inscription:" Remember, the husband is the master in the house! "

You can also give your husband a hanger in the form of horns and either discuss the moment, or attach a signboard with engraving:

"Let the horns in your family

Will only be on the wall! "

In general, it is desirable to accompany each gift with a cheerful humorous story about its application in the future family life. For example, an iron or TV can be negotiated in this way:

"Andrei, please answer this question: why does the fan spin? Probably because it is cut into a power outlet. And why, then, does not the iron (or TV, computer, refrigerator or some other electric appliance) spin? Voooooot here is the whole trouble! And this, Andryusha you are ours, all because the diligent master holds all the things that belong to him! So you also now firmly hold the handle of your little wife so that she does not even think about turning around! "

And the comic congratulations for the wedding ends with the traditional words "Bitter!", Under which the newlyweds should kiss before the eyes of the guests. This exclamation can also be fun to play in verse:

"So that you will not be touched by separation,

Take the onion head.

And for appetite, wait ...

Found here wormwood tincture!

And let it be bitter from now on

Only onions and wormwood tincture!

Bitterly!"