Caucasian toasts for different occasions

Caucasian toasts are miniature parables embodying Eastern wisdom. The people of the Caucasus are still famous for their hospitality. In the houses of these peoples, they will always gladly welcome any traveler, even if they are not known to the owners, they will give the lodging for the night, they will lay them on the table.

A table in the Caucasus is inconceivable without wine. And any feast is a whole ritual, on which beautiful folk songs and real Caucasian toasts always sound. And they are pronounced in a special way. The speaker high raises the horn filled with wine, or puts on the open palm a glass with a drink. They pronounce the Caucasian toast calmly, slowly, so that listeners can penetrate the meaning of speech, catch its essence. And often these short stories resemble fables, contain genuine humor.

For example, such a short speech, filled with sparkling humor and deep meaning.

Fire tests gold, gold experiences a woman, and a woman experiences a man. So let us drink to people of the highest standard! For us, my friends!

And sometimes the Caucasian toasts have such an unexpected and so ridiculous ending that the hushed listeners just burst out laughing with merry laughter.

For example, here is a toast about the relationship of husband and wife. At first it resembles a mystical thriller, the speaker lowers his voice, catches up fear on listeners ... However, here, listen to yourself.

One wonderful young man got married somehow to a beautiful girl. And she gave him her consent. However, she warned the groom: "I will be your faithful, obedient and loving wife. But swear that one day in the year you will allow me to leave the house, you will not ask me about anything, let alone watch over me. And if you break your word, then death awaits us both! "

The boy was very fond of the girl and agreed. So they lived almost 10 years, happily and safely. But once a year the spouse went somewhere for a whole day, returning only in the morning. For 11 years, her husband began to have doubts, jealousy and curiosity aroused him. And he broke his vow!

When the wife asked to leave the house again, the husband began to sneak after her, watching. My wife came to the outskirts of the village, so she went into the dark - a dark forest ... Here I went to a huge old oak tree with a big cannon, took off all my clothes and climbed inside the tree ... My husband got scared and walked closer, trying to see where my dear wife had gone. And suddenly ... a huge cobra jumped out of the hollow and stung a curious man who had broken his oath!

So let's drink to the fact that the spouses never violated their vows, and that the wives become cobras only once a year!

No wonder that now, preparing to go on holiday to friends or colleagues, the invited try to pick beautiful, imaginative Caucasian toasts that are appropriate to the event. For example, for a celebration of the defense of a dissertation, such a parable is perfect.

The merchant and sage traveled on the ship. Suddenly, a hurricane began, the ship crashed. The sage sits and cries. A merchant said to him: "This is not you need to cry, but to me - I lost everything I had, my goods and money. And all yours is left with you - your knowledge and wisdom, so there's nothing to worry about! "

So let's drink to ensure that we always have what is not capable of taking away from us no power - our wisdom, our knowledge! And let this wealth does not lend itself to inflation, but constantly increases, turning into material values!

There is a special category of congratulations - Caucasian birthday toasts. I would like to give an example of this.

In one house lies the old man. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door.

- Who's there?

- This is Love!

- I already had love, I do not need another.

Again knock.

"Who is it again?"

"This is health!"

- I was young, I was healthy and beautiful. Now I do not need it, it's time to prepare in another way.

Again knock.

- And who brought this uneasy?

- This is happiness! Okroy me, let in the house!

"Why should I be happy now?" I was happy, this is never to be experienced again.

And again someone knocked at the door to the old man.

- What do you need? The old man squeaked.

"Rejoice, old man!" Your wealth has come to you!

- Why do I need it? I understood the price of money - they are worthless.

And then suddenly he heard cheerful voices, laughter and shameless rumble of a fist in his window.

- Open up quickly! We are here, your faithful friends!

The old man could not refuse his comrades, he opened the door to them. And together with friends, happiness, health, wealth and love entered the home.

So let always on your way hand in hand next will be your faithful friends! Then you will always have happiness, and love, and health, and wealth!