A funny story from school life. Funny stories about school and schoolchildren

For each person, the school is the most unforgettable life stage in which, after many years, you want to plunge again to feel the taste of childhood again, to experience the period of growing up and becoming a person, to see your favorite teachers, to remember the funny stories about the school that happened to your classmates and you.

Here are a few cases from school life that will help to plunge into such a native and close to every atmosphere.

A Tale of Three Pigs

A funny story from school life begins with the fact that at the lesson of reading the teacher read first-tier tale about three piglets. At last she reached the excerpt about finding materials for the construction of houses, namely, when one piglet saw a peasant riding on a haystack, and asked: "Excuse me, sir! Could you lend me some hay to build my house? "After a pause, the teacher asked the children the question:" What do you think the peasant replied to the pig? "

One of the boys without hesitation said: "The peasant replied that you can just be stunned: a talking pig!" After these words, the teacher could not continue her lesson ...

Where is my "bomb"?

And this ridiculous story from school life is told by one teacher, to whose school the FSB's one visit once to find out whether the school is ready to reflect a possible attack of terrorists. The visit, of course, was unplanned. In the hands of the guest there was a yellow opaque package with the dummy of the bomb, with which he walked along the floors, then returned to the guard and asked him to look after the package. Himself, making sure that the vigilance in this school and does not smell, went to the director to arrange raznos.

Returning, I found that the packet with the "bomb" was stolen, apparently, for more useful purposes. Therefore, the "lecturer" instead of the notable notations the director had to reorient himself to the school detective.

Funny story from school life about Leshenka

Once in one of the many schools of geeks, a boy was brought to Leshenka, who was asked by an aunt-psychologist at the introductory interview: "What is the difference between a bus and a trolleybus?" The boy briefly said that the trolley works on an electric motor ( AC power), while the bus is on an internal combustion engine.

The answer was incorrect. In fact, everything is much simpler: a trolley with horns, and a bus - without. Therefore, do not fool smart Auntie's head.

According to the magazine

It's also a funny story from school life. In the 9th form a new teacher came. The guys decided to make fun of it, check the reaction and nerves together and put a condom on the table. The teacher did not lose her head, took this object into her hands and, showing it to the class, asked what it was and where it was applied. In response - amicable laughter. Then the teacher says: "Well, let one of the boys, the most courageous, go out to the board, and I'll show you where and how to put it on, and at the same time I'll tell you what it's for. If there's no volunteer, then you'll have to call in the magazine ". In the classroom there was a suspicious silence.

A funny story from school life about a pancake

The habit of using the word "pancake" is in both adults and children. And they insert it at every opportunity. The teacher of one school, in order to eradicate this habit, suggested that the children replace the word "pancake" with a "bun with raisins". Well and further on the control on mathematics observes such picture - the pupil quietly mutters to himself: "A bun with raisins, what a difficult task was caught. Well it does not work, damn it ... "

In each class there are students who can not sit quietly in a boring lesson and take the initiative for an early completion. In one such class there was a disciple whom everyone loved, and he never felt fear before anyone. At the lessons everyone was just waiting for what joke he would give. If the lesson was delayed, the student would leave the class under some pretext and give a call for a change (naturally, ahead of time). I could write a note "on the ceiling hangs a sock" and let her in the class. Everyone read and looked naively at the ceiling, although it is clear that there was no sock there.

Poka-ka-ah-ah!

When you try to remember funny stories about the school in memory emerges such a case. In one of the lessons, a child could not stand up to the toilet and was described. The teacher found the most predictable way out of the situation: she called my mother, who brought her pants. The child was dressed in dry clothes. After that, the teacher began to react more carefully to the requests of children. And then somehow she stands with a colleague on one of the floors near the toilet, and she asks her to stand up so that the children do not run up. The teacher stands in the corridor, watches the door and sees how the girl runs out of the class and yells: "Poka-ah-aka-ah-ah!"

The poor teacher remembers the previous incident; Toilet as luck is busy. But then this little girl runs up to another - her same age, slaps him on the shoulder and gives out: "For now, Kat! I will not wait for you, my lessons are over. "

Mrrr meow

And here is another funny story from school life that occurred in the lesson of physical education. In the tenth grade it was required to pass the standards for long jump with a take-off. Since no one really wanted to jump, the guys decided to buy valerian and on a sandy area intended for such an interesting action, to arrange for the local cats a real paradise. No sooner said than done! On the day of the expected delivery of the standards, the acquired valerian is successfully poured out onto the site. The facial expression of the teacher, who saw on the perimeter of the site several dozen inadequately himself leading cats, could not be described. Attempts to free the yard from meowing living creatures were unsuccessful. But the goal for which everything was done was achieved, and the physical education lesson turned out to be very cheerful.

Hooray! Quarantine!

Quarantine, like vacations, is a happy period for any normal schoolboy. This is a holiday! At least a week. So that's it. In winter, as it is supposed, the flu epidemic began, and schools, in which more than 10 people were sick, were closed one after another. However, in one class nobody was ill, so the guys decided to arrange an artificial quarantine: they brought from home fragrant black pepper, decided to sniff, and as soon as everyone starts to sneeze, the teachers will think that the quarantine has come here, and they will let everyone go home. Unfortunately, such a brilliant experiment was defeated. Teachers, smelling the smell of pepper, asked to voluntarily surrender the "chemical weapons". Passed 4 boys (hooligans-dvenchniki) and one girl (honors pupil and favorite teachers). I flew in from both my parents and teachers.

In the same class, the battle of books was not uncommon. Once a flying book hit the head of a teacher who came to teach a lesson. After such a presentation, she said that in this class you need to go in body armor and helmet. Sometimes it was not like that. Before the control were locked in the classroom, and the teacher could not get there until the middle of the lesson.

Though I would have looked into my eyes ...

Funny stories about the life of school children are diverse and sometimes even repeated. Remembering these beautiful bright moments, you feel an acute desire to return to your childhood for a minute. After all, adult life is often monotonous, it does not have that school's recklessness and mischief. Favorite teachers are taught by other generations who are exactly the same building them intrigues, smear the board with paraffin and put the buttons on the chair. Therefore, funny stories from the school should be remembered as often as possible, because at such moments in the eyes light up mischievous sparkles, and on his face appears a kind and naughty smile.