The most ridiculous surname. Funny Ukrainian surnames. The Funniest Surnames in Russia

Each of us laughed or sympathized, having read somewhere unusual, funny names of people. Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians are especially rich in such "significant" nicknames, which, growing to their master, eventually became his name, bringing a lot of headache to specialists in the Slavic anthroponomy.

Who rewarded Ukrainians with funny surnames?

Imagine a student couple, a real Ukrainian: she bore the surname Borsch, and he - Salo. He did not want to change the names of the marriage, neither he nor she (it was probably difficult to choose what was tastier). And how many such amazing pairs exist: Vovk and Kozevich, or he is Nepiypivo, and she is Nalivaiko!

Ukrainians, thanks to sharp-tongued Cossacks, who, without stinting, gave out nicknames to themselves on the Sich, can boast of especially pretentious surnames. Abyyak (in Russian, "just how"), Vernyvolya, Vystavnoga, Vykhrestyuk, Galushka, Davicosa, Zhopinsky, Zabedokha, Zagnybida, Zadryshchenko, Zaplyusvichka, Kuropatyk, Lantukh (in Russian, "bag"), Grave, Night-time (small trough), Oberemok, Pidoprigora, Pindyura, Putrya (the name of the national food, something like bread soaked in milk), Ridkokasha, Murder, Hakalo - all these pearls do not exhaust the wealth that the Cossacks left us.

Funny Ukrainian surnames are, as a rule, history. She will be able to explain why this adult peasant is still a kid, and quite a decent taxpayer - Proydisvit (by the way, to make it clear, in Russian this is the same as the "walker").

Russian surnames sometimes you will not read without laughter

In Russia, as in Ukraine, the surname carried in itself some information about the ancestors. It is clear that the very first of the sighing Grekhov, Grekhunov, or Mnogogrehovye not only began to be called this way. Although among, for example, Mnogogreshnyh met both the colonel of the army of Zaporozhye (1665) and the Chernigov colonel (1673). Such names did not prevent them from holding significant positions.

And who lived in the 14th century. The boyar of the Grand Duke Ivan Kalita, the ancestor of many famous noble family names, including the Romanovs, was called Andrei Ivanovich Kobyl, his brother was listed as Shevlyaga (i.e., "nag") and his son - Stallion. Like this!

History of one surname

Due to the fact that many realities of that ancient life have not reached us, sometimes it is difficult to understand exactly how the most ridiculous family was formed. Well, who was Kozel, understandable, but the usual, it would seem, name Tverdohleb was formed not from two roots: "hard" ("stale") and "bread". It turns out that in ancient times those who could drink a lot called "hard bread" and did not fall off their feet. And try to guess where the names of Poddubny, Podlipny or Podsnyy took from? And if a person in life Podsadnoy, Podruchny or Subscription, what is it to him?

And, perhaps, not one researcher needs to break his head over the origin of the mysterious Vibenda, Gavdidna and Hnipel.

Top of the funniest names - it's almost impossible!

Make up the top of the funny and unusual names that you can meet with us very often - it's ungrateful occupation. After all, one will laugh at the name Droushlyak or Soplyvy, and someone may seem cheerful only an option, in the form of the Fly (actually existing children's doctor), Bobik, Glukin or Schnurapet (the name from the Moscow telephone directory).

In one of the editions, the woman with the surname Intraligator (probably an international crocodile) was already given the first place, and in the other - a young man bearing the name Didus. But still, let's try.

Perhaps the funniest name known in Kharkov was Pipko-Besnovataia, and now members of one family (by the way, quite decent) are using the same name by the name of Bydlo. And imagine for a moment the leader with the name Cherdakli or correspondent Pyrkalo. And if you read - a solid "chernukha", you can guarantee that these opuses came from the author's pen by the name of Kochmarik!

The most ridiculous names of football players

And if we talk about the compatibility of the name with the occupation of a person, then, probably, nowhere else are admired by the incredible surnames of the players, as in football.

• Well, imagine a completely adult midfielder "Chernomorets" named Baby. Or the defender of Transcarpathia, whose surname, we hope, does not reflect the style of our football - Ivan Len.
• Quite well-known in this sport are midfielders: Kaka and Samir Nasri.
• But the story of the birth of the midfielder of the Turkish "Kayserspor" flew all the media. The fact is that Abdullah Durak was born in the province of Nigde, in the city of the same name, and even on April 1! That's such a fool out of nowhere!
• Very often found in Romania surname, which is the goalkeeper of Universitatia Mariusz Popa. And the striker of the Finnish national team Teemu Pukki is generally credited with a relationship with Father Frost himself, which, as is known, is called by the Finns Yolupukki.
• Turned out in the Estonian "Tammek", the talented Hungarian Zoltan Churka, we hope, does not feel any discomfort from finding himself quite close to the Russian "trolling" associated with his wonderful name.
• You understand that the Romanian football player Jonut Mazilu, the Russian - Alexander Krivoruchko or the Czechs - Michael Pospisil, Martin Vyskochil and Tomasz Leaving - must exert much effort to prove that the name has nothing to do with it!

And what about the world?

But perhaps all Slavs were surpassed by a French family who lived in this country before the beginning of the 20th century. All its representatives were united by the most ridiculous surname of the listed ones - 1792. Yes, just such a set of figures! In addition, many members of this numbered family wore names in the form of months names. That is, the documents were January 1792. There were also February, March and April. Just brothers-months from a fairy tale!

It is clear that for a Russian-speaking person the funniest names in the world will still be those that are either consonant with their native language or generally Slavic in origin. But we still venture to offer several Moldovan and Romanian names (these peoples have also succeeded in creating them). For example, what is the name of Boschar (pumpkin) or Drum (leg). Also good are: Mosh (grandfather), Grievul (pock-marked) and Surdul (deaf).

The French, on the other hand, can be proud of the name Montresor (my treasure), and among the Koreans there is a woman named Aunt. The Mongolian astronaut by the name of Huayak generally had to change it before the flight on the "Soyuz" (he flew as Gurragcha). In Canada there is a surname Wacko, which means "crazy", and the name Assman ("man-ass") in the US did not hear only the lazy.

What can not you read in the telephone directory!

The Moscow telephone directory is, probably, the very same book in which the most ridiculous names in Russia are imprinted. For example, several of the Muscovites mentioned bear the surname Moscow. Among them are Beda, Yesterday, Good-morning, Eybogin, Zadnoulytsia, Kalosha, Kuzya, Kukish, Kuku, Malahatka, Nakidailo, Nedoboy, Khvataymukha or talking about the friendship of peoples - Shchiborsh.

And imagine a sign in the organization, where it is written in black and white: "Responsible for the organization of work and the state of labor protection: Krainy SI." So, there are, it turns out, and in life extreme.

It seems that it was the proper name that made OA Rukosuev become (by the way, quite good) an obstetrician-gynecologist.

A few more "speaking names"

Yes there is a directory, what is it to see the certificate, in which the officer of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Karelia is the captain by the surname Obviousness Alexander Vasilyevich? And the Ukrainian adviser of the Ministry of Defense carries a surname suitable Rechnik (in Ukrainian the same as the "adviser").

Although "sonorous" surnames may interfere. So, for example, a deputy with the name Prozap should think about, but is she too "talking"?

So where does such an inheritance come from?

Modern surnames are a hereditary memory of the era in which they appeared. This later, much later, in the St. Petersburg salons, the nobles developed a "high" style and invented decent noble families, and at first they were only words that were often used in popular speech and, accordingly, were not subjected to any censorship.

If the father was crooked in one eye or side, then his children wore the name Krivenkie, or Krivochko, or Krivoguz, Krivoyazy, and other words similar to diagnoses. To them you can add and Bezruchko, Bezpaliy, Bloodless, Innocent, etc. - just a cabinet of curiosities!

No author can compare with Russians and Ukrainians, who rewarded their compatriots with the names of Plakvy or Nemudry. There is simply Krepak, Schaslivy or Ubogy. And how good are the Semibalamut and Semi-sarum!

The funniest name is as difficult to determine as the most fragrant flower. All of the above surnames are funny, but they carry an amazing story of amazing people!